hahahahaha

Just read the funniest sentence ever in the fashion blog hard liquor, soft holes (which i would link but i'm lazy, search it) "things i would wear if i didn't think transgenedered people were so gross" seriously laughed out loud and choked on my sodapop.



This is a "things I hate" post
1. midterms
2. asshole cuban professors
3. swine flu
4. acrylic nails
5. expensive tastes
6. the phrase "break the seal" especially when used by any one over the age of 20 and outside of a frat house setting
7. this 30 year old woman who is a fucking fanatic about american idol
8. the fact that i'm a girl and can't (or it is harder to) go on tour due to my having a vag. oops.
9. humidity
10. socks
11. the focus
12. the fact that i cannot find full eps from the rachel zoe project online
13. awful extensions, sweet baby jesus, who told you that looked good
14. shit talking nitwits
15. stupid people
16. vegan cheese
17. that i might end up in utah (wah)
18. doesn't know i exist (wah)
19. that i'm not a better/more dedicated writer
20. that i gave up playing guitar (wah)
21. le ole sk and it's fucking lack of data service
22. finickiness/fickleness
23. disappointment, shitty friends, not being surprised
24. new found glory touring with dashboard. wat?
25. indecisiveness with hair. shave head? grow to zooey d length? highlights? ginger? so many choices